Wade Wilson AKA DeadPool

HEY LOOK IT"S ME!!!.....shut up wade.
Why don't i have the scars?...... Oh like that feature? I buffed your healing factor for this story, so no scaring but you still got the cancer.
So, according to the script I go to collage?..... yes wade, I figured why not put a spin on your story.
what about weapon X or the brotherhood?..... Oh, don't worry, they're around in one from or another.
And lady deadpool? ...... wade that's you from another world, kinda gross man.
Shut up author! ...... I could always change the script.
sorry, sorry!........... I'm ending this pic description here, wade shut up.